Sick leave(for conjunctivitis-ऑख आना)
Dear Sir ,
Sending you this leave application.
I will not come as my eyes have come. If I come with my coming eyes then your eyes will come & you will not come. But still if you come with your coming eyes all office eyes will come & all will not come . so I will not come and all will come . I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming.